I do not love you
Because you smell
Your farts are like
The bowels of hell
I do not love you
For your stash of cash
Every penny we earn
Is gone in a flash
I do not love you
sometimes I hate you
You always get to
The last chocolate, oo
You wrap your strong arms
Around me at night
And for that I do love you
The nightmares take flight
But you're hot and uncomfy
I long to be free
I'm itchy n sweaty and
I need a wee
I do not love you
You drive me insane
But I do not want anyone
Else as my swain
You annoy and frustrate me
In every way
And yet I do love you
Happy Valentines Day
